Wednesday, October 26, 2005

the homo handshake

the landover baptist church has an "action alert" on there website in which they uncover "the homo handshake". its all part of their "exposing the homosexual agenda series".
their website has several audio and video files for those wondering about how to rid the demons from their colon, what to do with homosexual trespassers and a warning of not letting the homosexuals see your winky.
the LBC is a "family friendly" place so they have something for the kids as well. if a child except JC as their lord and savior they will get a free playstation 2. that is no ordinary PS2 kids, this one allows you to play jesus (screenshot below).
As a new Christian, you will want to share the good news of Jesus Christ with as many of your "peeps in the hood" as you can. The great thing about Tony Hawk's Underground is that you can actually get off of your skateboard and walk around in the game and talk to other skaters about the Plan of Salvation! And if they don't accept Jesus as their Personal Savior, you can kill them later. How cool is that!?

and kids if you can't figure out how to send payment for your free PS2, there are a couple handy tricks about getting paps checking account number! (see below).


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